If you answered yes to any of the above questions, buy the game. Set out to follow your dreams to become a famous and beloved star, and use your, ahem, "talents," in order to take peoples' belongings free of charge while still being fawned over? Drastically reduce poverty in the world by single-handedly kickstarting the industrial revolution and creating job opportunities worldwide, all while wearing a funny hat? Lead a life on the run due to yet another murder you were framed for, but this time you're gathering allies to reclaim your homeland while subsequently battling off the voices in your head telling you to commit war crimes? End up at the receiving end accusations of medical malpractice even though you don't remember anything about your tragic backstory, then proceed to actually commit medical malpractice by drugging civilians in order to enter their homes? Live out your dreams as a Pokemon trainer, except you're the only one with Pokemon in this world so you win pretty much every fight just by sicking the monsters you've captured on both hostiles and innocents alike? Wish desperately for freedom from the organized crime syndicate you were born into so you don't have to commit any more murders, then proceed to commit even more murders to escape it? Watch everyone you've ever cared about slowly be picked off one by one by a church conspiracy and cope with the loss by breaking people's kneecaps to coerce information out of them? Be framed for a crime you did not commit, subsequently fake your death while escaping the highest security prison in the country, and use your newfound freedom to run around and mug strangers in broad daylight?
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